Zuckerberg also channels his inner Tom Peters and lectures investors on the “Hacker Way,” which is his appropriated term for a horizontalist management scheme in which everything is always beta. “Hacker culture is also extremely open and meritocratic”—of course it is, just like neoliberalism, or capitalism itself. Markets always let the deserving “win.” I’m sure the employees really love the “hackathons” he describes, where they are forced to create products on spec and participate in a corporate tournament to see who among the employees will need to be humiliated for failure to innovate. The hacker way is the precariat way: employees bear all the risk but the company will take all the value they create in the process.
I asked myself questions ranging from personal (do I know this person’s phone number?) to generic (can I recognize this person by their name alone?) and assigned each of my cyber-friends a score ranging from 1-25 (those that scored less than 1 were de-friended).
Each score was then plotted on a color spectrum.
I then made a wax bust for each person in the color that corresponded to their score. The result shows how close I am to my facebook® “friends,” purple being those of my “friends” that I actually know intimately and interact with in person.
Facebook’s new Timeline will lock people into their Facebook identities from birth. Speaking at Facebook recently, Poole told its developers that they set the bar for identity, but he has since realized he was wrong: we, the users, do. “We’re about to sacrifice something that’s valuable, and it’s special.”
“I would ask us all to strive for this ideal when we design products, and as users on the Web, what we demand of services,” Poole said. “Facebook and Google do identity wrong, Twitter does it better, and I want people to think about what the world would be like if we did it right.”
Munich-based “computational artisan”, Mario Klingemann, created the interactive piece Like This based on Facebook’s well-known Like button.
It turns out that unfriending the least discreet friend increases your security by an average of more than 5 per cent - worth it for a casual acquaintance, but perhaps not so easy if your best buddy is a blabbermouth. “There are some friends you cannot remove, irrespective of their vulnerability,” admits Gundecha.
A file that contains information on who Facebook thinks you’re most interested in: You can see it yourself by dragging this link — Facebook Friend Ranking — to your browser bar, and then clicking on it while you’re on Facebook.com (if you’ve enabled secure browsing, you’ll have to turn it off).
Note: I’m not sure you’ll be able to “drag that link” from this Tumblr post, but if you click through you can drag it from the thing I’m linking to here. Make sense? Anyway, it’s pretty interesting, I recommend it.
Annoying Facebook Girl is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photo of a teenage girl rolling her eyes with her mouth agape. The background is a blue and white color wheel and typically uses overlaid text that associates her with vapid status updates, attention whoring, or generally irritating Facebook activity.
Annoying Facebook Girl | Know Your Meme
Useful.
In Intel’s greatest gift to narcissists, the Museum of Me is a site they have built that displays your entire Facebook life in what appears to be a virtual museum hosting a rather unsettling retrospective on you.
When you visit the site you have give it permission to connect to Facebook in the usual way. It then goes off and grabs your whole world of stuff to build the virtual museum which it displays to you in the form of a rolling movie clip.
Liking, in general, is commercial culture’s substitute for loving. The striking thing about all consumer products — and none more so than electronic devices and applications — is that they’re designed to be immensely likable. This is, in fact, the definition of a consumer product, in contrast to the product that is simply itself and whose makers aren’t fixated on your liking it.
Technology Provides an Alternative to Love. - NYTimes.com
(I now realize I’m very late on this, but I missed it when it ran. Thx for the tip, JJB!)
Tag those products and brands, y’all.
The results underscore the proliferation of consumer social media usage and their strong need to stay connected,” said Thomas Harpointner, CEO of AIS Media. “For businesses and brands, social media offers an opportunity to engage potential customers like never before.”
How do people say stuff like this with a straight face? (Or, maybe he didn’t.)
“All your friends ready for your real life wall.”
Terrible.
Printing Facebook | Print A Poster Of Your Facebook Friends
Via PSFK.